Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Dyslexia ruels!

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Gay republicans

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

I like your hair

A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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