Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

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Do you love me? No.

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

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What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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