- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

I'm homeless.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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