- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ain't idn't a word.

The WNBA.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

All of these jokes are about white people

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

steven hawking walks into a bar

Death by kayak

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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