A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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woman..parallel parking

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What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

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Good afternoon.

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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What are annoying? Ads.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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