this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

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I violate everyone that do not thumb me green, and vi0late the children, the parents, and the person of those that thumb me red... Its not about the sex, its about the domination... You might even like it...Your kids? Not so much... Well sometimes... Green thumb me, and I will... Meh, then you are awesome... friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Subscribe below, address tracker activated... LETS GO!

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knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

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where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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you first

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