What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

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