- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

Daniel is a fag

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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