- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

Thats what she said

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

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