- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Wolfjob.

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

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