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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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