Stealth baseballs record

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if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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What is the difference?

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

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A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

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Why did the man die? He was old.

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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Laugh

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

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What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

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A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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