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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

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Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

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compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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bangers and mash?

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Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

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There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

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Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

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Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

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What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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