Knock Knock. Go Away!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Tilt your screen back

NEVER

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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