what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

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- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

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...The new series of spinoff movies from the worlds most frightening franchise! Pretty Normal Activity: Doing the groceries *****-Did not scare me at all :D! Ballbusters movie rentals *****- The demon never showed up which made this the scariest movie ever! Could not sleep for months... Whatyumean there is nothing paranormal in this? Aww FU*beep*CK!! Sumgay Inthestreet Journal *****-Pissed myself just from hearing the title got a stroke and almost died!, was it another Paranormal movie you said? Most overhyped comment we could find. Goddamn exaggerated movie reviews that fooled me into buying the original and expect something actually scary :(

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

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Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

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I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

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Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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