- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

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