- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

If you were a pie I'd eat you

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.