- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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Sarah Jessica Parker

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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