- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

A baby seal walks into a club.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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