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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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