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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

One day a man walked into a wall

Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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