- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

A seal walks into a club.

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

so...um, yeah

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

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