It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

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Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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