What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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