What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

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How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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Sharvil has aids 4 times

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The Labour Party.

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

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Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

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Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

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What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

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Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

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Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

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Anti Joke

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