Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

You have friends

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

you dint have to be a jew matt

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

A cat playing laser tag.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

you see theres this guy.

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

BOTTOM!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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