- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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