What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

._____________________. Whale!

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Adam Chebali has no life

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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