- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

sharks

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

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