World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

scraggle is in you pillow case

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Knock Knock, Ow my face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...