Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

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call me if you want xxx on 0407777235

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What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

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Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

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Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

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A man was driving in his BMW one day when a mini passed him out on the fast lane. The BMW driver thought 'i can't have that!' so he sped up and overtook the mini. Unfortunately he wasn't paying attention and he drove into the back of a school bus. Ironically the bus contained the mini driver's 3 daughters, he was driving so fast because they had forgotten to bring their lunch and he was trying to catch up with the bus so he could give them their sandwiches. There were no survivors of the crash, except for the mini driver.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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