A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

Flowers are colors Love me

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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