What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

Not a joke.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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