A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

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what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

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How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

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There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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a. why? b. because

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

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What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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what's the difference between a crocodile?

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

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Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

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Anti Joke

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