- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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