Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

Do u take sugar?

Your moms so old. She might die soon

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Two women were sitting quietly.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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