- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Your moms so old. She might die soon

Do u take sugar?

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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