- Anti Joke

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

69 You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Why was the gay guy sad?

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

Chris Bosh's neck