- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"heavy breath, heavy breath

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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