- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

a. why? b. because

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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