Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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