- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

what do you call a black chef glendon

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

Albino African Americans

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

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