- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

This statement is false.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

My love life

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

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