- Anti Joke

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.