what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

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What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

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What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

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A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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