Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

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Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

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A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

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Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

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a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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There are 3 guys named:Poop, Shut up and Manners. They all were speeding down the street, they took a sharp turn and Poop fell out of the back. A cop pulled them over while Manners got out to go get Poop. The cop says, "whats your name." "Shut up." "No seriously whats your name." "Shut up" he says a little bit harsher. "Wheres your manners?" the cop says. "Back there picking up Poop."

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

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What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

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Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

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"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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