Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

Neither have I

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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