- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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