What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Women's Rights.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

My name is Jeff

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

Anti Joke

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