Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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Penis.

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

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A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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