What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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