womens rights

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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A nhiger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nhigers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nhiger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nhiger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nhiger go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nhiger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nhiger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nhiger ,smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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Racial Equality

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

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