- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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