- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

Women's rights

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

The bears will win the Super Bowl

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

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