- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

A seal walks into a club.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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