what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

What is red? A rock painted red

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

A rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. They grab a drink and really hit it off despite their differences. After a couple years of happy dating, the rabbi, Mark, preposes. Gloria, the nun, gladly accepts. After four months, Gloria is pregnant. She dies in childbirth. The child has many illneses and dies within a week. Mark commits suicide.

What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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