- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What is red? A rock painted red

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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