- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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