What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Life

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

do you wanna hear a joke school

No

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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