- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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